May is Coming! Run and Hide!

Well, we're almost to the month of May. This is one of those "break the bank" kind of months in my family. Between May and December, we probably cover lots of birthdays and holidays. Here is the birthdays we have in May:

Tony, My oldest Son.
Melinda, Tony's Mother.
Alek & Isabel, My Twins.
Penny, My Sister.
Philip, Her Husband.
Mom, My Mom.
Lisa, My Wife's Cousin.

And, of course, we can not forget about Mother's Day. This year, we also have Tony's Graduation from 8th grade and his Confirmation. A busy month indeed.

Portable Playboy? Score!

Check out this article on Gamespot.com about Playboy and the PSP.

Now this is one way to have porn at your beck and call. Now you can carry around your nudie mags so you can check them out whenever you get that urge to without worrying about looking like a dirtyold man. I knew I wanted a Playstation Portable for a reason. :D

What kind of american english do you speak?

I grabbed this from Jay's Blog King of Diamonds. Check out the what kind of American English you speak.

Not really surprising for me. I'm from the midwest and speak like a midwesterner. Go figure.

Your Linguistic Profile:

75% General American English

10% Upper Midwestern

5% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Yankee

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Nonsense Paper Accepted By Conference

Check out this article on The Inquirer. And no, this is not the supermarket tabloid.

The explanation from the conference organizers is at the end, but it's still damn funny. I could write a paper like that. Maybe I can get into nice conferences with those kinds of papers. Anyone who know me knows I can't write a decent paper to save my life.

Ipodding like a president? Hell no!

Alright. Go read this article on Buzzle about W's Ipod.

Now, we don't get the full playlist, but there is a good amount of info there. I've got a few more than 250 songs on mine, and I did most of the burning work myself. My wife did some too. :) I'm surprised there isn't mention of much christian music on there since he seems to be very religious based everywhere else.